John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
I specialize in bird law.
Went to bird school, which is for birds
Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this man is guilty of bird-degree murder! I demand he be sent to bird jail… which is also for birds.
Anime dads are the worst.
Because they’re either dead, not around, useless, or the villain.
Or if your son is Eren Jaeger, maybe all four.
Um excuse me, Haruhi’s dad from OHSHC is fabulous so don’t hate.
haruhi’s dad is literally the best dad ever okay
fuckin steal his egg. destroy kenji
and most of the time, that doesnt even work