AND SO IT BEGINS…
i was thinking, phoenix doesnt get to pwn people enough. so i was hoping you could say “if you mess with the phoenix, you get the flames” in phoenix’s voice please
Phoenix’s finest hour.
this is probably the most perfect sequence of dialogue experienced in my game like… ever.
It’s like Christmas Morning
They called it the Nintendo 3DS because they made me buy it 3 times.
this game is gonna be great.
COMING UP JANUARY 2015
FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names